I’ve officially become too nervous to open a magazine.
I mean, who knows when the ultra-slick, nauseatingly naked image of MJ in all of his cheesy, chin-jobbed glory is going to jump off the page and smack me right in the kisser?
Répugnant. (That’s “EW” in Louis Vuitton.)
I guess the most pressing question I have in the midst off all this not-very-well-thought-out ad campaign is: Will Marc Jacobs be joining the cast of the Jersey Shore or not??

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I remember these days:

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Skinny mini, smoking ciggies, big glasses, long, glazed hair… Nope, I didn’t like him then either, actually.
Hey Marc, I’ve got an idea. Let’s leave the company nudity to Marissa Miller and Posh Spice. Thanks.
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